Exposed: 'Area 52' and Ancient Grecian Influence on US War Planning - Part 2

In Part 1 of this story, DeadBrain reported on the Pentagon's reaction to recent 'Area 52' revelations. Now you get the rest of the story!

Asked what the project was, [senior Pentagon spokesman Ed] Hawke continued, "This is actually a very unfortunate matter. We know you press guys are only doing your job, but this incident just goes to show the damage which can be done by speculation, misreporting and those who abuse the Internet. Here is an authorized statement from the White House."

He then proceeded to read:

"This structure, fabricated by various corporations across this great land of ours, was a surprise gift for our good friends in Iran. The figure of a horse was chosen since that is a very powerful icon in the Arab World, which, as you know, had such a great influence in the development of that finest of animals.

"We had hoped to keep it a secret, until we were ready to present this token of friendship to the great people of Iran, but malicious elements have seen to it, very regrettably, that this was not to be.

"It is hoped this sincere token of our gratitude for Iran's cooperation in the recent liberation of Iraq can still be made, and that it will help cement the new levels of mutual respect which are now enjoyed between the USA and the Arab World. Thank you."

Many remain skeptical of the benign gift explanation proffered by the Pentagon, bearing in mind the alleged influence of Victor Hanson on this administration's military planning and the infamous Greek strategy used during the Trojan War.

Very recently, some reports of embarrassing delays to the project have emerged. One such claim is that two of the companies involved, almost unbelievably, produced the SAME leg. Another report said that further delays ensued when it was noticed that the rear end of the structure bore an uncanny and unfortunate resemblance to President Bush.

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