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 Bush Ordered to Active Duty for Failure to Complete Military ObligationSep 11 2004 by NM Puff
Affectionately known as the 'Brew 102,' after a then popular west coast beer, the long-retired jet has been found and is now undergoing rehabilitation. In accepting the challenge to fly again, the President has been studying movies such as Independence Day and Air Force One,both of which portray heroic presidents, to inspire him to once again try to personally defend the country. "I like both Bill Pullman and Harrison Ford," said the President to a group of foreign correspondents. "Both, in the end, took personal responsibility when the chips were on the line. They were action heroes. They personally flew their respective planes at great peril to themselves and, uh, didn't wait to be called to action. "They were brave enough to recognize that the country was in desperate need. In neither case did they order someone else to do the dirty work. They never passed the buck. They never hid behind anything. They were out front at all times. They always took clear and unwavering personal action. They didn't rely on hapless images and didn't blame others," the President recounted. Said Andrew Card, the President's Chief of Staff, "As you can see from what the President said, we are making progress. The President has been studying the films religiously - hoping, eventually, that the messages will come across." One correspondent asked why the President didn't use his own father, George H. W. Bush, as an example of heroic action, at which point the President froze in a form of catatonic trance. Card concluded that the President was tired and dismissed the question. The President, snapping out of the trance, once again misspoke when he said he was going back to the cockpit because he was "a heartbeat away from the Vice-Presidency." Related Articles Bush Retracts Bin Laden Steel Cage Match Offer Aug 19 2004
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