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 After High Explosives HMX and RDX Go Missing In Iraq, Bush Targets BMX BikersNov 2 2004 by NM Puff
Said Tom Ridge, Director of Homeland Security, "We have evidence, the source of which I cannot reveal, that BMX may be a code for high explosives sent to the United States. We are concerned that some of the bicycles may be made with BMX. These bicycles are potential terrorist devices and need to be reported." If we do this, America will be safer, Ridge went on to say. The BMX Bikers Association has called the assertion that they or their bicycles are in any way related to terrorism "absurd." The administration's response continues to be that they have the right per the USA PATRIOT Act to take any action deemed necessary to protect the homeland. Said champion BMX rider Adam Freefall, "I can't believe anybody is that f...ing stupid." Related Articles An Al-Qaeda Holiday May Soon Be Available at a Cave Near You Oct 16 2004
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