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Freedom Ferret's Educated Guess at Pope's Sassy Cerebral Sendoff

Apr 8 2005 by Freedom Ferret

Freedom Ferret Says: I bet I know what the Pope's final thought was, right before he left this world to enter his beloved Kingdom: Absum! A Latin standard, to be sure, but too exquisite to pass up, even for someone as dignified as my main man, El Papa J. Pa Squared.

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