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Word Association with Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger

May 1 2005 by R.C. Johnson

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After an embarrassing week in which he declared that the California border with Mexico be closed to help alleviate the illegal immigration problem, California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger sat down with DeadBrain political analyst Maurice Blacka to clear the air about his views for California and the United States.

DeadBrain: Before we do a little word association, is there anything you'd like to say to the Latinos in California?

Governor Schwarzenegger: Yes, thank you. My comments were totally taken out of context. We shouldn't close the California border with Mexico, only make it more secure. The Mexicans aren't a problem in California, just in other states like Texas and Maine.

DB: Mexicans are a problem in Maine?

GS: Yeah. President Bush invited me to Kennebunkport to vacation in 1989 and the Mexican food up there was horrible. Just horrible. Bush II hasn't invited me there yet.

DB: You know, we don't number our Presidents like they do with Popes.

GS: Oh. Sorry.

DB: Anyway, how about some word association? I'll give you a word or a topic and you tell me your thoughts.

GS: OK.

DB: Mexicans.

GS: Not a problem. Didn't you just hear me? Not a problem.

DB: Women in government.

GS: I've always handled women well. Some might call me sexist, but I'll handle just about any woman in government.

DB: Girlie Men.

GS: Oh, no. I'm not falling for that one again. Pass.

DB: OK. Homosexuals.

GS: Girlie men. NO! I mean, not a problem. They're just like you and…uh…many of Americans out there.

DB: Internet.

GS: How I once caught a tiger.

DB: Really?

GS: Nah, just kidding. I love the Internet. They must not want me to see it, though. Every time I try to pull up a site at work it says I'm FORBIDDEN. My kids have a computer at home, though, so it's not a problem – just like the California and Mexico border is not a problem.

DB: I think you've made that clear. Thank you for your time, Governor.

GS: No problem. (Pause) Ha, ha. Get it?

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