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DeadBrain Receives Leaked Portion of Pat Robertson's "Assassination List"
Days after Pat Robertson’s statements about lifting the Executive Order banning assassination, DeadBrain staff received a leaked portion of the televangelist/Presidential candidate’s assassination list. Aside from Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, the partial list also includes:
Hilary Clinton
Bill Clinton
George Clinton
Katie Couric
Cindy Sheehan
The guy that does those Geico commercials
JK Rowling
Terrell Owens
Kevin Federline
W. Mark Felt
Ratzinger, a.k.a. Benedict XVI
William Rehnquist
Jerry Falwell
Gloria Allred
Rosa Parks
Lance Armstrong
Clive Owen
Jane Fonda
That smug little bastard from the carwash
Anyone with an iPod
Eva Longoria
The AFLAC duck
Kerri Strug
Who else do you think is on Robertson's assassination list? DeadBrain readers let us know - and we published their answers in our weekly newsletter! Sign up for that newsletter right here, so you're ready for the next time we pull a stunt like this.
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