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Video Shows Cheney Wanted to Euthanize Injured Hunter - Part 2 of 2Mar 9 2006 by Potfry
"Mr. Vice President, we should really radio in for an ambulance," says a staffer. "Yessss…hurts…" says Whittington trying to rise up on an elbow. "Quit yer whining," says Cheney, kicking the old man's elbow out from under him. "You're going nowhere." "Mr. Vice President?" asks the staffer. "Look, Harry, I feel bad about this, but it might just be that Sausage McMuffin repeating on me. But either way, you're (expletive deleted) ancient, and now you're a (expletive deleted) ancient problem. I think this might be a great place for you to call it a day, old pal. What better way to go than out here hunting." "Arrgh?" says Whittington. "Yep, out here in nature, Harry. Letting life slowly drain out of you while you watch the sun set. Ain't nothing better, old hoss." "ARRRRGH!" says Whittington, looking wildly at the VP's staffer. "Uh, Mr. Vice President, I really don't recommend that," says the staffer. "I know, feeblepuss," replies Cheney. "You know, Harry here is feeble 'cause he's older than dirt, but you're feeble 'cause you were born that way. I might have enough buckshot for the both of you. Uh, Harry, do you really think you can crawl away from me?" At that point, a chopper is heard overhead, and the dialogue is garbled. The Vice President's office said that the tape is genuine, and that copies will be made available for the public. Get DeadBrain delivered to your Inbox! Click here to sign up. Consider the weekly and monthly editions, each of which contain all-new, laugh-out-loud office comedy you won't see on the website!
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