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How Daughters Turned Against Father in Afghan Christian's Trial

April 3 2006 by Michael Hardt

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New evidence was released preceding the trial of Abdur Rahman, who may face the death penalty under Islamic law for his conversion to Christianity.

Reuters reported, "He was detained after his family informed authorities he had converted, apparently following a family dispute involving two daughters [Duha and Hibba]."

DeadBrain has obtained the following transcript confirming this dispute.

Duha: "But Dad, I NEED a mule for the prom. When Hibba went to prom, she had a mule and a yellow burkha!"

Hibba, snorting: "Dad tore up the burkha when he met that Christian doctor at the hospital. Now I'm stuck wearing slacks!"

Abdur: If I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times - no more mules! The Range Rover is safer. I will not have my daughters crossing the desert on mules so they can be mugged by nomads!"

Duha: "That car comes straight from the great Satan! If only you would sell it, I could buy a hundred burkhas."

Abdur: "There will be no more talk about burkhas. They attract the wrong type of boys. I want my daughter's husband to respect her, not lock her away with the rest of his harem."

Duha: "Oh!...Come!...On!...All the cool girls go into harems. You just hate us - that's why you treat us like boys!"

Abdur: "No burkhas and no mules. That's final!"

Abdur turns and leaves, muttering: "Jesus Christ!"

Duha, shaking her head, muttering: "Allahu akbar!"

Hibba, whispering: "That's the last grain of couscous! If we don't put a stop to him, we'll never find husbands who know how to keep us in check!"

Duha: "I'll be so lonely if I end up an only-wife. I'm a people person!"

Hibba: "That infidel has ruined my life, but I swear on the dome of Al-Aqsa, I will not let him ruin yours. Here's what we're gonna do..."

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