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 "The Moussaoui Trial," or "A Mid-East Side Story"Apr 26 2006 by Tara Zucker
MOUSSAOUI Dear kindly Judge Your Honor, You gotta understand, It's just my bringin' up-ke That gets me out of hand. My mother wore a burqa, My father loved Saddam Golly Allah, that's why I'm like I am! DEFENSE ATTORNEY Gee Judge Krupke, we're very upset; He never had the love that ev'ry child oughta get. He ain't no delinquent, He's misunderstood. Deep down inside him there is good! MOUSSAOUI'S CHARACTER WITNESSES There is good, there is good, There is untapped good! Like inside, the worst of us is good! MOUSSAOUI Dear kindly Judge, your Honor, These lawyers treat me rough. They say I'm schizophrenic - Can't concentrate on stuff. They don't want to fry me, They say that I am ill Leapin' lizards! I just want to kill! GOVERNMENT PROSECUTOR Come on Judge Krupke, you're really a square; This boy don't need a judge, he needs the electric chair This talk of psychosis is really misplaced This terrorist is a disgrace! DEFENSE ATTORNEY In the opinion of this court, this terrorist is depraved on account he ain't had a normal home. MOUSSAOUI Hey, I'm depraved on account I'm deprived. DEFENSE ATTORNEY So take him to a headshrinker. MOUSSAOUI Rumsfeld is a bastard, Osama had to flee Bush is always plastered, Condi pushes tea. Saddam wore a mustache, I look good in a dress. Goodness gracious, that's why I'm a mess! At this point, Judge Krupke ordered an hour break for lunch. Get DeadBrain delivered to your Inbox! Click here to sign up. Consider the weekly and monthly editions, each of which contain all-new, laugh-out-loud office comedy you won't see on the website! Related Articles Another Installment of Cindy Sheehan's Advice Column Apr 19 2006
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