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 DeadBrain's Top Ten Satire Headlines for President Bush's Press ConferenceApr 14 2004 by Allen Voivod and Lani Voivod
10. Bush Unmoved by Polls; Polls Unmoved by Bush; Unmoved Moves Up Three Spaces and One to the Right9. Bush's Full-Body Fidgeting During Press Conference Due to "Dance Dance Revolution" Marathon with Japanese Prime Minister Koizumi 8. Bush Invents New Word "Indeminate," Deeming "Intimidate" Too "Fancy-Pantsy" 7. Bush: "I Strongly Believe that Freedom and a 10-Year Coke Jag are the Deepest Needs of Every Human Soul" 6. Fox News Thoughtfully Captions Most Flattering Bush Sound Bites; Accidentally Omits Stuttering Buffoonery, Context 5. Bush Drinking Game Enthusiasts Totally Wasted After Adding "Sovereignty" and "I Can't Think of Any Mistakes I May Have Made at This Point in Time" 4. Bush: "Apologies, Schmapologies" 3. Condi Rice Uses Time at Press Conference to Strengthen Kegel Muscles 2. Bush Fails to Communicate How He Failed as Communicator And the number one satire headline for President Bush's Press Conference: 1. Bush: "If Given Two Hands and a Mirror, I Could Have Found My Own A**hole" Not doing enough to fight terrorism? Click the "Send to a Friend" link at the bottom of this page! A nation will thank you.* And for a limited time only, take the edge off your threat level by checking out two other top ten lists: DeadBrain's Top Ten Possible Satire Headlines Regarding the State of the Union Address Janet and Justin's Top Ten Excuses for Super Bowl Sunday's "Peek-a-Boobie" *By "nation," we mean "Iraq." Offer expires June 30, 2004. Not to be combined with any other preemptive regime change campaign. Related Articles All Quiet on Mideastern Front, So Bush Extends Vacation Apr 13 2004
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