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 Republicans Announce Plans for Family Fun at RNCAug 10 2004 by John Hetherington
Concerned that the convention might get bogged down with boring details of the Bush Administration's agenda for a second term, the exhibition, which has been dubbed Bush-Cheney American Value-Land, will feature some predictable trappings of Republican ideals. They will include grand buffets consisting of foods made from animals only the rich would eat, and ice statues of Vice President Cheney urinating champagne. The buffets will be accessible to the citizens of New York, particularly its poor. RNC Chair Ed Gillespie explains, "We've really opened up the buffet area so even the poorest of New York can watch us revel in the finest foods through one of several giant windows, or on one of the Jumbotrons that will placed outside of Madison Square Garden." The exhibition will also include "exciting depictions of life under Bush-Cheney" including "Sodomite World," a work camp in which homosexuals toil to serve their God-fearing heterosexual masters. "We all know that decent Americans can't accept deviants living amongst them as equals, but we think they may just be willing to let them do menial labor for low wages - it's worked out very well for Mary Cheney!" Gillespie said. Bush-Cheney American Value-Land will also feature special interactive exhibits for young Republicans, including "Stone the Unpatriotic Heathen," in which they will be able to stone celebrities who have "shown their love of al-Qaeda" by speaking out against President Bush and his Administration. Organizers say that the exhibit will allow children to learn at an early age that they can be part of the democratic process. "It's never too early to learn that democracy is a brutal, bloody process, and what better way to illustrate this than with a rock to Ben Affleck's head?" asks a pamphlet at the convention hall. The RNC says that videos of the stonings will be available to parents for nominal contributions to Bush-Cheney 2004. Related Articles Republicans Announce Plans for Family Fun at RNC Aug 10 2004
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