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 Fresh From Swift Boat Victory, Karl Rove Sits Down with DeadBrainAug 30 2004 by NM Puff
Q: Congratulations on your victory - it was truly inspired. A: Well, thank you. I thought so, too. Child's play really. They don't call me the 'Goebbels of Gucci Gulch' for nothing. Pass me that cognac we liberated from the French embassy. Danke, uh, thank you. Q: What was the brainwave behind this attack? A: We did the same thing to Max Cleland in Georgia and John McCain in North Carolina. I thought adding the 'black baby' and McCain's wife's pain killer dependency in the Carolina campaign was a nice touch. It's a simple matter of distortion. I learned it in Propaganda 101 in the old country. Darn, this monocle keeps falling off. They don't make them like they used to. Q: You studied prior elections, saw what worked and carried that technique forward? A: I felt a quick attack was necessary. At the time we were losing in the polls. A blitz was called for. A successful invasion would require marshalling our U-boat wolf packs to torpedo the.....sorry, I get carried away. At any rate, it worked. Q: So whenever a voter sees or hears Senator Kerry, they will think - what? A: I was just looking at some of the works of Leni Riefenstahl last night. She was a genius. She could make you think anything. I miss Leni to this day. Q: If the Kerry people counter-attack by saying, for example, that Bush is a hothead with his finger on the nuclear button, what would you do? A: If they were smart they'd re-run the 'Daisy' ad from the Johnson-Goldwater race. But those people don't play rip-your-face-off politics. Unworthy opponents, in my opinion. In my upcoming book, "Panzers in Poland," I plan to talk more about it. Q: Aren't issues like Iraq and the economy important? A: We're here to get the President re-elected. As for the putsch in Iraq and the economy stuff, they don't matter until November 3rd. Thank you. Auf weider sein. Related Articles Fresh From Swift Boat Victory, Karl Rove Sits Down with DeadBrain Aug 30 2004
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