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 DeadBrain's Top Ten Satire Headlines for the First Presidential DebateOct 1 2004 by Allen and Lani Voivod
10. Surprising Lack of Slack-Jawed Buffoonery Leads Both Campaigns to Declare Victory9. John Kerry Uses "Light As a Feather, Stiff As a Board" Mantra to Prep for Debate; Gets It Half Right 8. George W. Bush Demonstrates Oratory Discipline, Says "Duty" Seven Times Without Sniggering 7. Jon Stewart's Viewers Enlightened, Richer After Debate; Bill O'Reilly's Viewers Still Painting Confederate Flags on Their AMC Pacers 6. Last-Minute Footstool Request Denied; Bush Vows to Wear Skechers "4 Wheelers" Next Time 5. Ex-Girlfriends Roll Eyes at John Kerry's "I Will Not Wilt" Comment 4. Unregulated Online "Debate Winner" Polls Still More Accurate Than Florida 2000 Vote-Counting Technologies 3. Bloody-Knuckled Ralph Nader Found Unconscious Outside Back Door of Debate Hall Friday Morning 2. Ghost of MacNeil Parapsychopathologically Embittered by Jim Lehrer's Corporeal Success And the number one satire headline from last night's presidential debate: 1. John-John Camp's Size 14s Kick George-Dick Camp's Stutter-Lovin' Pooter From Here to Kim Jong Il's Bedroom Like things in ordered lists? Here are some of our past features with numbers in descending arrangements: DeadBrain's Top Ten Satire Headlines for President Bush's Press Conference DeadBrain's Top Ten Possible Satire Headlines Regarding the State of the Union Address Janet and Justin's Top Ten Excuses for Super Bowl Sunday's "Peek-a-Boobie" DeadBrain.com's Top Ten Most Popular Articles, Year One! Related Articles DeadBrain's Top Ten Satire Headlines for the First Presidential Debate Oct 1 2004
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Sep 27 2004
Get on the Bus with Bush
Sep 25 2004
CBS Retracts Abu Ghraib Torture Story, Apologizes to Bush
Sep 21 2004
John Kerry Almost Caught Flip-Flopping Again
Sep 16 2004
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