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 Bush Makes Final Debate "All-Out Gag Fest"Oct 14 2004 by Russus
"I made this the best night ever. I had a whole load of new material I wanted to try out," admitted Bush, who wants to work on more comedy routines after his jokes were so well received in the last debate. Much of Bush's humor is described as blue-collar, with a strong patriotic vein. For example, a joke which starts "There are these two all-American soldiers taking a dump in the desert..." is seen by most as classic Bush form. Bush, who insists that he writes all his material himself, also claimed that he was entirely unaided on the final debate night. "This stuff comes straight from the hat," he told the press. "I said heart you idiot! Heart!" he added, scratching his ear. Many of Bush's jokes are at the expense of independent candidate Ralph Nader. "There's someone else who deserves to take part in this debate," began one bit. "Someone who has played a crucial role in consumer affairs over the past decade, the voice of the common people. But Martha Stewart's in jail now and there's nothing we can do about that!" The Bush camp cleverly negotiated a canned laughter track and a punch-line drum roll for the last debate. The Democrats only agreed if the drummer was neither strongly Republican nor strongly Democrat. "I know Kerry will try and badger me in front of the cameras about all the things that are wrong with Iraq, welfare, the environment and social order, but for just few minutes I want to make our viewers laugh," Bush said before the debate. Many Democrats, secretly hoping that Kerry will not just play the straight man to Bush's comedy antics, were let down Wednesday night. The problem Democrats face is clear - most of Kerry's material is seriously outdated, being 30-40 years old. Political analysts are now rightly asking themselves how much longer he can perform the "Cuban Cigar Crisis" routine. Related Articles The Bush Camp Enlists Chicken Little to Help Get Out the Vote Oct 13 2004
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