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 DeadBrain Time Machine: Source Confirms John Edwards Forgot to VoteNov 2 2004 by Elliott McMillan
November 3, 2004 - A source close to the Kerry/Edwards campaign has confirmed that John Edwards forgot to vote yesterday.According to the source, he was so busy campaigning, he couldn't get home in time to vote. "He was in the air at the time the polls in North Carolina closed. He kept banging his head on the seat in frustration that he missed his chance," said the source. The source also went on to quote Senator Edwards as saying, "If the recount shows we lost the race by one vote, I'm not sure what I'll do!" Related Articles DeadBrain Time Machine: Martha Stewart Standoff Enters Second Week Aug 24 2004
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