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 Top Cops Endorse Bush Anti-Abortion StanceNov 24 2004 by John Smith
Speaking in Washington D.C. at the closing session of a week-long conference of the nation's leading law enforcement officials, group spokesman Clancy O'Flaherty made the following statement: "We are pleased that the President has taken an aggressive anti-abortion stance going in to the start of his second term. We in law enforcement see the overturning of Roe v. Wade as a watershed event, with the potential to do for career cops what the invasion of Iraq has done for the military and what 9/11 did for the Department of Homeland Security - create permanent job security. "With the spread of technology into law enforcement, the use of DNA and fiber analysis, and the increased ability of the various law enforcement agencies to share information, we've seen more and more emphasis on forensics and white collar law enforcement. To be honest, the future for the cop on the beat had looked rather bleak. "The overturning of Roe v. Wade will produce a new generation of unwanted, unloved and poorly parented children, a new generation of thugs, drug addicts and gang bangers. This is a clear signal to the fine and decent kids out there that you can still make a career for yourself in law enforcement." Asking not to be identified, the police commissioner of another top-10 city commented, "This is really big news. I swear to God, it makes my nightstick tingle." Related Articles Clinton-Clinton Ticket for Democrats in '08? Nov 22 2004
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