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 Extending a Middle Finger, Not a HandMar 8 2005 by Greg Kuhl
"Where do I come up with some - no, make that all - of my nominees?" Bush said with a cackle. "Some people might consider them neo-con wingnuts, but I say they're dedicated, devoted Americans." Bush said he thought about Bolton for his suggestion that the United Nations would be better off with 10 fewer floors, and his contempt for international law, and how he once angered the North Koreans with his rigid positions. "But then I figured, what the hey," Bush said. "It makes him a perfect nominee. I have nothing to worry about - I'm not running for re-election in 2008, even though I wish I could. I'm pretty much bulletproof from a political standpoint. "Bolton makes a perfect member of Team Bush," Bush said. "We've got Condi Rice as Secretary of State, John Negroponte as the head of the intelligence agencies, Alberto Gonzales as attorney general, Porter Goss with the CIA - they've all taken a lot of heat, but they're all winners. "Let's face it, we want the United States to achieve world domination. What better way to do it than with a group of individuals - no, leaders - who won't take no for an answer? "The Constitution, international law, statutes against torture - they're all just words on pieces of paper. When you're trying to bring Bush-style democracy to the world, you should let nothing stand in your way." Bush said he wasn't worried at all that Bolton might anger the international community, even countries such as North Korea and China. "It's not as though he's going to get us all killed or anything," Bush said. "He'll be a solid, competent diplomat. It's not like I went out and nominated Michael Jackson's chimp, although if he's available..." Related Articles Congressman's Syria Joke Bombs...Sort Of Mar 5 2005
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