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Rove Serves Up Yellow Cake to White House Press Corps

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Today's White House Press Corps briefing was interrupted by none other than presidential advisor Karl Rove, carrying a large cake decorated in yellow frosting and bearing small aluminum tube-like candles which spelled out the initials "W-M-D."

Always the prankster, Rove has been known to entertain the President with his antics and is especially popular for his imitation of the Three Stooges' Curly, with Bush occasionally playing Moe.

To the amazement of Press Secretary Scott McClellan, Rove invited members of the press corps to "have some cake and eat it too" while using a 12-inch butcher knife to cut the slices in a mock threatening manner.

Members of the ever engaging but mostly fearful corps went along with the gag by asking penetrating questions such as:

"Karl are you sure you want to cut the whole cake? You may need some place to hide the file."

And:

"Karl, I hear the cake is from the Wilson Bakery."

Rove responded with his best imitation of a Curly "Nyuk nyuk" laugh, to which McClellan broke out in hysterical laughter.

"Gets him every time," said Rove.

Rove then excused himself, saying that he had to meet with Swift Boat Veterans from Niger who had "unique insights" on Niger's role in the real WMDs.

As if to further lighten the mood, Rove, while leaving, asked if anyone "has a Plame, er, flame, to light the candles."


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