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| You smell better than: Home > Politics | October 10th |
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 In National Security Move, GOP Pushes Ban on Horse SlaughterOct 6 2006 by Ross Bender
President Bush, returning from a weekend of milking his horse "Duke" at his Crawford, Texas ranch, plans to give a major policy address this week to support the bill, sponsored by House Republicans John Sweeney of New York and Ed Whitfield of Kentucky. "Americans know that if we slaughter all the horses, as the cut-and-run Democrats want us to, we just open ourselves to an invasion by those horse-riding Afghan terrorists. I seen a movie once with Omar Sharif – showed them Talibans playing polo on horses with a dead goat. Pretty scary. "Now America is safe now, but not safe enough. In other words it could be safer. I'm not gonna go down in the history books as the one who appeased Genghis Khan. In other words, I'm not going to be the Neville Chamberlain who bowed down in front of the Mongolo-fascists." The bill has become a hot issue in Texas, a major exporter of horse-flesh, where a bipartisan coalition made up of Bo Derek, T. Boone Pickens, and Willie Nelson are supporting the bill. Kinky Friedman, front-runner in the Texas gubernatorial race, also supports the ban, and is campaigning on the slogan "Save a horse, ride a cowboy." "The Rumsfeld Diaries" – a laugh-out-loud, pseudo-fictitious account of the sexy, scandalous relationship between Donald Rumsfeld and Saddam Hussein, set against the backdrop of real historical events of the last 25 years. Newly expanded, packed with bonuses – get it here today! Related Articles From the Editor: The Top Five Reasons Rumsfeld MUST Resign Sep 13 2006
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