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DeadBrain.com Bravely Forges Into the World of E-Commerce With Verizon Wireless
Jan 8 2006 by Allen Voivod
Though it's certainly passing strange (to use an aphorism almost no one uses anymore), DeadBrain.com has proudly become an Authorized Agent of Verizon Wireless. Does that mean Verizon Wireless now joins Chelsea Clinton on the "off-limits" list and will be exempt from mockery on this site? Well, no. But then again, why bother mocking a cell phone company? As Homer Simpson might say, "Booooring!"
Anyway, of all the many ways one could help DeadBrain.com make a little money and continue to be a bright little sunbeam, this is the newest, and every little bit helps. (Come on, we're a comedy site, we have to joke about it.) Go to our Verizon Wireless order site today through this link, and you'll find some of the least expensive cell phones online, PLUS you'll receive cash back automatically on every order, as our DeadBrain.com token of appreciation to you for supporting the arts.
If you're with another carrier and don't know when you can switch without going into the poorhouse from early termination fees, dial 611 from your cell phone and get a live person on the line to ask. I know, easier said than done, but believe me, it's worth it. The DeadBrain.com Editorial Board members all use Verizon Wireless, which Consumer Reports just rated tops in coverage - and we're so far out in the sticks, the state liquor store closes at 6pm, so that should tell you something.
Please, go to the DeadBrain.com Verizon Wireless Store today, and do something good for your cell phone usage and something good for DeadBrain.com in one fell swoop. Thank you.
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