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Satire about Pat Robertson

He's the wackiest prophet since Jonah, and the funniest since Ruth. We celebrate his intelligent design with this compilation, updated every time he appears in one of our articles. God bless ya, Pattie!

Pat Robertson Sets Weight-Lifting Record With God as Spotter Pat Robertson: Child Abductions Are God's Wrath Against Bad Kids Rev. Pat Robertson Has the Inside Scoop on God's Wrath The Week in News Haikus DeadBrain Receives Leaked Portion of Pat Robertson's "Assassination List" "SpongeBob" SquarePants Announces Endorsement of Fruits, Veggies, SLIRB Weapons System Billy Bob Thornton Blasts Activist Judges High Court Orders Tom DeLay's Feeding Tube Removed God Retracts Election Prophecy, Now Foresees Even Odds Bush Dumps Dick; Tags Mary, Jenna for Dual Veep Action Old Dog Karl Rove Getting Up to New Trick - Hypnotism A Yearning DeadBrain Reporter Dreams of the "End Times" Reforms at Abu Ghraib to Include Waterboarding, Bible Study FCC Now Banning Wizard of Oz Under Almighty Influence Gay Marriage Compromise Reached: Lesbians Yes, Gay Men No Fellow Televangelists Suspicious: Pat Robertson a Little Too Anti-Gay "Sissy Religious Left" Forms Clergy Leadership Network More Loony Right Wing Commentators Arrested Bush's Liberia Quandary: How Can Halliburton Profit?




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