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Satire about Pat Robertson
He's the wackiest prophet since Jonah, and the funniest since Ruth. We celebrate his intelligent design with this compilation, updated every time he appears in one of our articles. God bless ya, Pattie!
Pat Robertson Sets Weight-Lifting Record With God as Spotter
Jun 14 2006
Pat Robertson: Child Abductions Are God's Wrath Against Bad Kids
Jan 25 2006
Rev. Pat Robertson Has the Inside Scoop on God's Wrath
Jan 23 2006
The Week in News Haikus
Nov 13 2005
DeadBrain Receives Leaked Portion of Pat Robertson's "Assassination List"
Aug 24 2005
"SpongeBob" SquarePants Announces Endorsement of Fruits, Veggies, SLIRB Weapons System
Jul 19 2005
Billy Bob Thornton Blasts Activist Judges
Apr 7 2005
High Court Orders Tom DeLay's Feeding Tube Removed
Mar 22 2005
God Retracts Election Prophecy, Now Foresees Even Odds
Oct 29 2004
Bush Dumps Dick; Tags Mary, Jenna for Dual Veep Action
Jul 19 2004
Old Dog Karl Rove Getting Up to New Trick - Hypnotism
Jul 4 2004
A Yearning DeadBrain Reporter Dreams of the "End Times"
Jun 6 2004
Reforms at Abu Ghraib to Include Waterboarding, Bible Study
May 18 2004
FCC Now Banning Wizard of Oz Under Almighty Influence
Apr 29 2004
Gay Marriage Compromise Reached: Lesbians Yes, Gay Men No
Mar 18 2004
Fellow Televangelists Suspicious: Pat Robertson a Little Too Anti-Gay
Mar 15 2004
"Sissy Religious Left" Forms Clergy Leadership Network
Nov 25 2003
More Loony Right Wing Commentators Arrested
Oct 18 2003
Bush's Liberia Quandary: How Can Halliburton Profit?
Aug 6 2003
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