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Jose Canseco Plans Comeback With a little help from his 'roids - for real this time.

Proactiv Announces New Spokes-Fat-Roll Sorry, you'll have to click through to learn who's fat roll it is.

NFL, NBA, MLB to Ratify "No Guarantee Rule" Most athletes can't read, much less predict the future.

Steroid Abuse and Online Poker - Partners at Last Is that the ace of spades or a syringe?

Barry Bonds Gets Support From Foul-Mouthed Cyst Growing on Hand We're pretty sure Bonds is quoting it directly to reporters.

High School Basketball Team Inspired by Movie Bunch of sophomores around here. Get it? Come back here after you're done and you will.

Mercy: Baseball Adopts New Rule for the Have-Nots Next up: euthanasia for perennial sub-500 team owners.

Tennessee Football Email Calms Some Fans, Boggles the Minds of Others Resorting to "magic" probably wasn't fair.

Baseball Commissioner Tests Positive for Steroids It's never the guys you expect. Except when it is.

Bush Swindles Nagin to Save Fantasy Football Season That Bush, he's a savvy baller.

Kansas News: College vs. Pros in Fight to the Finish Thomas Frank was right - something's really frickin' wrong with Kansas.

Pinocchio Palmeiro Makes Hypocrite Hall of Fame Considering how the costumed characters get groped at Disney World, his Viagra endorsement should make life interesting.

Red Auerbach Is Second Coaching Legend Returning to NBA Phil Jackson doesn't have a prayer.

Female Indy Driver Isn't What You Think Is she just the bag of chips?

WNBA vs. Jail? Decisions, Decisions That's a tough one.

Tiger Woods Says He's Retiring But will he advocate euthanizing elderly golfers?

Kentucky and Duke to Have Their Own NCAA Championship Game How would YOU tell a six-nine power forward that he's in denial?

Duke's Goal: All Blue Devils, All The Time When their cheerleaders do that "domination" routine, they're not kidding. Not at all...

Alabama A&M: They're Everybody's Favorite NCAA Patsy Crazy...crazy for feeling so lonely...

Baseball Bummer: No Steroid Subpoena for Kansas City Royals Players Boy George was right - popularity breeds contempt.

NFL's Not the "No Fatso League" Wouldn't a Morbidly Obese Football League be so freakin' awesome?

Spring Training: Baseball Hopes Mike Piazza Marriage Will End Controversy NASCAR officials may make a similar move with Jeff Gordon if this works out.

DeadBrain Time Machine: Super Bowl Wardrobe Malfunction Streak Continues It's true what they say about cold air on the ol' block and tackle.

Pats and Eagles to Boycott Super Bowl in Sympathy for National Hockey League It's either the best bad news or the worst good news.

Patriots/Eagles Super Bowl Haiku Smacktalking Continues! And give us your own 5-7-5!

Can Heartbroken Eagle Terrell Owens Ever Carry On? He's no Leonardo, that's for darn sure.

Pitcher's Sexy Wife Lures Free Agents to the Mets When you're in love with a beautiful woman...you watch your teammates.

Whew! America Saved from Mickey Rooney's Bare Buns It's no tsunami, but - yuck! *SHUDDER*

To Juice or Not to Juice - That Is the Question for Major League Baseball We don't see what OJ Simpson has to do with any of this.

Baseball to Ban Flaxseed Oil, Transactions with Hookers Now that's what we call a crackdown!

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