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Patriots/Eagles Super Bowl Haiku Smacktalking Continues!Jan 25 2005 by Phinneas Zoquo
Acclaimed 6th-level Haiku Master and New England Patriots fan Phinneas Zoquo began the 2005 Super Bowl smacktalking with the first four haikus listed below. We invite all other Patriots and Eagles fans who can count syllables to send their haiku responses to comments@deadbrain.com!Color guide: Green for Eagles supporters/Patriots haters; blue for Patriots supporters/Eagles haters; red for neutral haikus (a.k.a., "other"). 1. (DeadBrain writer Phinneas Zoquo) Donovan McNabb Should stick to what he does best Peddling Chunky Soup 2. (DeadBrain writer Phinneas Zoquo) Fly like an Eagle To the sea of Super Bowl Close but no cigars 3. (DeadBrain writer Phinneas Zoquo) First, Peyton Manning Then Benny Roethlisberger You're next, Donovan 4. (DeadBrain writer Phinneas Zoquo) Three rings in four years? I hereby declare today Bill Belichick Day! 5. (Received from "Joe") Tom Brady, you suck! Donovan will kick your a** And Rush Limbaugh's, too. 6. (Received from "Derek P.") This is Philly's year Terrell Owens playing hurt Still kills Pats' defense 7. (Received from "John C.") If Philly loses Andy Reid better be gone No cheesesteak for you! 8. (Received from "Mike J.") Wardrobe malfunction Idea - Paul McCartney, Whip it out, baby! 9. (Received from "Mike M.") New England sucks a**. Tom "Tuck Rule" Brady sucks a**. Ev'rybody knows. 10. (Received from "Mike M.") Winter sun rises. Dew drops glisten on pine trees. New England sucks a**. 11. (Received from "Morgan F.") Another year gone more spiteful, more suspicious damn Vikings...to HELL. 12. (Received from "Shawn R.") Bring on "Girls Gone Wild!" Bring on the halftime titties! Wardrobe malfunctions! 13. (Received from "Shawn R.") Playboy. Super Bowl. You read the articles like I watch the game. Not! 14. (Received from "MM") Mike M. loves Philly. But what Mike M. doesn't know, Is that they suck a$$. 15. (Received from "MM") Someone please tell me Why Mike J. would want to see McCartney's pee pee. 16. (Received from "Tony G.") Pats are yo' daddy. And Papa don't like no mess. Philly gettin' whupped. 17. (Received from "Tom T.") Everybody knows Rushing wins Super Bowls, so Philly is going down. 18. (Received from "Mike M.") Bet big on Philly. Mike M is the true MM. What he says is true.
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