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Why submit?
Here are the top eight reasons why you should submit your article to DeadBrain, rather than sending it to another site, starting a blog with it, or spamming your friends with it:
- Your writing résumé is enhanced with a DeadBrain credit to your name. In its first two years of operation, the UK site has become one of the most popular British satire sites on the Web – so popular, in fact, that it's the only satire site we know of that has spawned an international spin-off.
- Your writing is respected here. DeadBrain is run by writers. The last number-cruncher who thought he could edit a DeadBrain article got his abacus snapped in half for his trouble.
- We also respect common decency here. That's why we guarantee to respond to your submissions and inquiries within 24 hours.
- You want direct feedback from our readers, but you're worried about getting spammed? No problem! We'll keep your email completely triple-secret private. Our Customer Service Unit will only forward relevant feedback to you at your request.
- You'll have your own dedicated contributor's page for a brief bio/rant/plug/personal ad and automatic links to everything you write for us. (Note: Coming soon)
- You won't be shot and killed like a dog in the street, or find a horse's head in your bed, which is what happens to writers who send unsolicited submissions to The Onion.
- Check out the DeadBrain UK site to see a cautionary tale about bloggers.
- Once your article is published, you can spam your friends with the link to it – and then it won't seem like spam to them!
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