DeadBrain US http://www.deadbrain.com Latest satire headlines Biden "Out-Bumpkins" Palin http://www.deadbrain.com/politics/article_2008_11_03_4625.php And boy, did he have to work for it. Iceland Announces Switch to Hydrogen-Fuel Starting with All 7 Cars on Island http://www.deadbrain.com/news/article_2007_01_29_4607.php If it's so easy for them, why can't we do it? Barack Obama Legally Changes Name to "Barry Manilow" http://www.deadbrain.com/politics/article_2007_01_22_4514.php He writes the books that make the whole world think. Re-animated Corpses of Merriams, Webster to Convene For Debate http://www.deadbrain.com/news/article_2007_01_15_4149.php Lexigraphic powerhouses dispute the Iraqi "Civil War". Ann Coulter Dying: Pelosium-110 Suspected http://www.deadbrain.com/politics/article_2007_01_08_4026.php She was an unstable element to begin with. Company Offers New Hair Replacement Option http://www.deadbrain.com/news/article_2007_01_01_3858.php You probably don't want to know, but we're going to tell you anyway. The Health Report: Holiday Spending Soars for Pets, Plummets for Children http://www.deadbrain.com/entertainment/article_2006_12_27_4952.php Three BILLION?? An Ode to the Fog Of Rummy: McNamara Lite http://www.deadbrain.com/news/article_2006_12_15_4549.php Couldn't have said it better myself. House Speaker-Elect Nancy Pelosi Will Switch Fashion Designers http://www.deadbrain.com/politics/article_2006_12_04_1708.php Republicans accuse Armani-clad Pelosi of elitism. Special Election 2006 Health Report: The Blind Can See! http://www.deadbrain.com/entertainment/article_2006_11_09_3343.php Now all they have to do is start dodging those rolling heads. Comedic "Political Action Pak" Causes Donald Rumsfeld to Resign, Gives Co-creator Overwhelming Rush of Power http://www.deadbrain.com/propaganda/article_2006_11_09_2054.php Does that mean we can stop advocating and get back to laughing without care? Scientists Work Feverishly To Restore Spines of Congressional Democrats http://www.deadbrain.com/politics/article_2006_10_13_2449.php Time is running out for the floppy Dems. The Health Report: Studies Show President Bush Does Not Have Dementia http://www.deadbrain.com/entertainment/article_2006_10_12_2252.php ".....and you are....? From Hero to Nero: Heck of a Job Bushie http://www.deadbrain.com/politics/article_2006_10_10_2027.php He's a nice guy, for a dunce. American Midol: Four Crucial Survival Secrets for the Reality-Slapped Wife http://www.deadbrain.com/entertainment/article_2006_10_09_1734.php It's funny because the editor knows it's true. In National Security Move, GOP Pushes Ban on Horse Slaughter http://www.deadbrain.com/politics/article_2006_10_06_1109.php Is this the "October Surprise" that'll keep Republicans in power? Congressman Calls Flag Burners "Treasonous" http://www.deadbrain.com/politics/article_2006_10_05_0942.php It all depends on what the meaning of "burning" is. Will Lay's Corpse Serve His Prison Time? http://www.deadbrain.com/news/article_2006_10_03_0729.php Dead people get to vote and attend jury duty, too, you know. GE Debuts New Line of "Sphincter-Glow" Light Bulbs http://www.deadbrain.com/news/article_2006_10_02_0526.php Bringing good things to light. From the Editor: The Top Five Reasons Rumsfeld MUST Resign http://www.deadbrain.com/politics/article_2006_09_13_2153.php Why five? Why not? From the Editor: The Top Five Reasons Rumsfeld MUST Resign http://www.deadbrain.com/politics/article_2006_09_13_2153.php Why five? Why not? The Health Report: Donald Rumsfeld Defends President Bush's Vacation Time http://www.deadbrain.com/news/article_2006_08_31_4225.php Uh, can we get a lunch break here? Jose Canseco Plans Comeback http://www.deadbrain.com/sport/article_2006_08_30_4115.php With a little help from his 'roids - for real this time. American Midol: Confessions of a Mama Eunuch http://www.deadbrain.com/entertainment/article_2006_08_28_3900.php Believe me, it's a figurative headline. Santorum Claims Iraq WMDs Found Up His Bum http://www.deadbrain.com/politics/article_2006_08_25_3707.php It's not the strangest conspiracy theory we've heard. Goat Claims He Was With 20th Hijacker the Night Before 9/11 http://www.deadbrain.com/politics/article_2006_08_23_3517.php Don't tell Rick Santorum. Study Finds Most Americans Not Deserving of Healthcare http://www.deadbrain.com/news/article_2006_08_21_3250.php Double or nothing you don't pass muster, bet the experts. Joe Lieberman Launches "Pouty Tantrum" Campaign '06 Bus Tour http://www.deadbrain.com/politics/article_2006_08_18_4702.php All Aboard! Stephen King Gets Writer's Block for Several Hours http://www.deadbrain.com/entertainment/article_2006_08_16_4556.php An entire afternoon - wasted! American Midol: Shocking Revelations From a Reluctantly Brand-Conscious Consumer http://www.deadbrain.com/entertainment/article_2006_08_14_4422.php Don't let her fool you, she LOVES brands.